Acknowledgements
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Thanks to Dr. James Scott, whose statistics course gave me the background necessary to write this; to Matthew Watson and CharonY, who gave invaluable feedback and suggestions as I wrote my drafts; to my parents, who gave suggestions and feedback; to Dr. Brent Iverson, whose seminar first motivated me to learn about statistical abuse; and to all the scientists and statisticians who have broken the rules and given me a reason to write.
Any errors in explanations are my own.